When hiking why does the weight of your pack increase in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it? And when you run out of food why does the pack weight keep on increasing? (Contributed by Don Woods)
Why do mountain climbers always want to take one more peak? (Contributed by Neil Enns)
Do mountain climbers tie themselves together with ropes just to prevent the sensible ones from going home? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
Mountaineers talk about going up Everest the easy way. Is there such a thing as an EASY way up Everest? Is there an elevator around the back or something? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
Why is orienteering considered a sport? (Contributed by Vanaraks)
They say that Bear Bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly country but just how do we get them on the bears? (Contributed by Kitty)
How come some people like to go mountain climbing over molehills? Isn't that the quickest way to get high blood pressure? (Contributed by Earl Wilson)
Why don't rock climbers just wear a parachute? (Contributed by Jason)
Isn’t walking in circles utterly pointless? (Contributed by Pat F.)